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Please do me a favor when signing up for FatCow services, and make sure to enter their site through the link below that appears over the milk bottle in the animation.By doing this you increase my repotoire of milk that keeps this site freshly squeezed.

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*This page in its entirety is not endorced by FatCow in anyway. The recommendation to sign up with FatCow comes from my own great experience with their service. I mean come on, Cows are way cooler than Daddy's that Go.Thanks.